When were you happiest? Falling asleep with my boyfriend. Waking up to his face and his warmth every morning. Feeling his love always. Every glorious moment I am blessed with his presence, to say the very, very least. I know how lucky I am.
What is your greatest fear?
Murderous birds, murderous people, words left unsaid.What is your earliest memory?
The moment I taught myself to walk. I did so before I could crawl.What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I, at times, find it hard to make up my mind over the smallest of decisions. I am also prone to analyse/ think/ feel too much. I am also the most unmotivated person, ever.What was your most embarrassing moment?
At the age of seventeen, in an act of rebellion, I got a tattoo which I instantly regretted. Copious amounts of expensive (and painful) laser removal treatments later, I still blush at the thought.Property aside, what’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought?
A gift for someone recently and for myself, a Mulberry bag and a Burbery coat, because I fucking deserve it. I work my arse off.What is your most treasured possession?
Every letter, memory and gift (all of which permanently reside near my bed and inside my heart) from 8th of October 2009 until… for ever.Where would you like to live?
I want to live in my current abode, which is a beautiful house with Michael and our pets. In the future I look forward to us having a second dwelling in France or in that proximity!What would your super power be?
The ability to see into the future.What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My feet. Vile.What is your most unappealing habit?
Littering the floor with clothes.What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
Jane Birkin, because I wouldn’t have to do anything.What is the worst thing anyone’s said to you?
Car-wash cunt, four-eyed fuck…oh, wait. At school (and even beyond) I was bullied. It blessed me with more empathy that one would ever need. I go to sleep at night knowing I am a good person who will always, always look out for anyone and defend/ befriend those who need it.What do you owe your parents?
My father taught me about good music, British wit and the ways of the world. My mother taught me to stand up for myself and that one should always know their rights. Through them, I realised that being kind and having respect for yourself and others is more important than status or wealth. Both of my parents are hard-working, selfless people who would do anything for anyone. They always put others first and treat everyone the same. I will never be able to thank them enough for everything they have done for me.What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Michael Fantham.
What does love feel like?
It feels like you are finally alive.What has been your biggest disappointment?
The (modern) world.If you could go back in time, where would you go?
I’m obsessed with the 60s. I would also quite like to be a Pterodactyl.How often do you have sex?
Does anyone ever answer this?What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A teleport machine.What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Always staying true to myself. I stayed at home and read literature and listened to records. I refused to be like anyone else that I knew at the time, and preferred solitude to teenage clichés and what was expected.What keeps you awake at night?
A mind that never ceases to race.How would you like to be remembered?
I don’t give a damn.What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Don’t be a prick because everyone is fighting the hard battle known as life. (Although that is not an excuse to be a prick.)
Swooooon!!
